User:Michael Greiner

Michael Greiner will be editing sporadically for the foreseeable future, but will still be checking in every few days. If you need to contact me urgently, use the e-mail this user tool, but only if this is a true situation.
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Michael Greiner is an experimental android designed through years 1967-1988, and whose initial production was completed in the year 1990. The android, officially designated by its creators as MG-001, utilizes an extremely advanced form of evolving artificial intelligence that operates on the same processing level that the average human brain would, albeit with modified data storage/relay systems that are able to absorb and utilize data mere milliseconds after it has been detected.

MG-001 is composed of an incredibly intricate network of biomechanical hardware and materials that allow for a near-perfect simulation of human growth and development, including the processing and excretion of organic materials for the absorption of energy and maintenance of simulated homeostasis. The android's 'skin' is actually a highly advanced system of minute 'scales' made of synthetic fibers that mimic almost exactly the appearance, texture, and function of human skin. Materials that are extracted from food and fueling materials are used to create simulated sweat, tears, hairs, etc. A blood-like fluid is made using similar materials, and the cellular-level functions of this fluid are carried out by nanomachines.

As of 2007, the android MG-001 has only ever been rivaled or defeated in any contest of mental skill by a high school student named Daniel Manton.

NOTE: This user is not a bot, but a human being, no matter what the above says. /sandbox

To Do

  1. Get Terry Labonte to GA-status

Articles & Templates Created

My Images

All images were taken by a Canon Powershot SD1200, Kodak Easyshare CX7530, or a Motorola RIZR Z3.

  • An Arena Football League goalpost
  • Frontstretch grandstand at Bristol Motor Speedway.
  • View of Fruita, Colorado from the Colorado National Monument.
  • My Camera, an Kodak Easyshare CX7530
  • An iriver H10.
  • Main Entrance of Morris Knolls High School.
  • Old Dominion University's baseball stadium
  • The Orange County Choppers MotoCoaster at Darien Lake Theme Park
  • President John R. Broderick of Old Dominion University
  • The inside of the Petersen Events Center at the University of Pittsburgh
  • A Train of the Pikes Peak Cog Railway. (At the Summit)
  • Victory Lane at Pocono Raceway.
  • A view of the different seating levels of the Prudential Center.
  • A view of the arena floor at the Prudential Center.
  • A Samsung X495 cell phone.
  • A Sandisk Sansa m240 MP3 player.
  • Philadelphia Soul endzone
  • Ice Hockey Rink at the Spectrum.
  • Boarding area of Southwest Airlines at MCO
  • Card trick at Bristol Motor Speedway
  • A Wii Remote charging dock.
  • Wii Wheel front & back
  • The Wii Zapper.

Awards and such

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The Order Of The Yankees
Michael Greiner has been awarded The Order Of The Yankees Emblem for his noble Yankee related mark-ups, taking four hours to complete! Thanks! ThirdPoliceman 22:18, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
The Original Barnstar
Belated award for all your work on the "Weird Al" Yankovic article, and all the work on the article's talk page. Keep it up! ~~ Gromreaper(Talk)/(Cont) 06:42, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
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-WarthogDemon 22:26, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

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Nice job on the speedy deletions. After I added the db-tag you deleted it before I could even warn the author. Your doing great!--Sunny910910 (talk|Contributions) 03:15, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

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